[Oh you bet your ass Choromatsu has just butt-scooted as far away from the tub as possible. He's not sure through the sounds of the water, but wasn't that Karamatsu currently holding Ichimatsu back? And were those scales? HE HAS SO MANY QUESTIONS.

Like why are Ichimatsu and Karamatsu alone in a bathtub together NOT THE MAIN ISSUE HERE, BRAIN]

Wh...what happened? Why do you have a fish tail? Is that Karamatsu with you? What's with his arms?! What's going on here?!

[A pause.]

Please don't say it's Dekapon. That's so cliche at this point.